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Jopen Nonnetje Hazy

Jopen Nonnetje Hazy

IPAHazy0.5%

They brew it in a church. They name it 'little nun'. And somehow, it's still one of the cheekiest beers we've ever tasted. Juicy, tropical, and boldly bitter — a hazy IPA that's bright, balanced, and holy in all the right ways.
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What does it taste like?

Tropical fruit aromas lead — passionfruit and bright citrus layered with lively hop notes. The palate brings distinct bitterness balanced by yeasty depth and juicy fruit complexity. Crisp finish with a refreshing bite that keeps you coming back. Bold without being overwhelming, bitter without being harsh.

What if I don't like it?

Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.

Questions: Consult our FAQs or contact us directly.

Is this really alcohol-free?

Legal: At 0.4% ABV, this qualifies as alcohol-free under EU law — the same trace amount found in ripe bananas or fresh orange juice.

Reality: You'd need about 12 cans to equal one regular 5% beer. Your body metabolizes it faster than you can drink it. Safe to drive, work, and stay sharp.

How fast will this ship?

Shipping: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and transit typically takes 2-3 working days depending on your location and carrier.

How should I store them?

Your beers had a long journey. Let them rest at 5° for a day to two, the pour into a proper glass to enjoy.

What's the shelf life?

Alcohol-free beers are shelf-stable. Best-before dates indicate quality, not safety — unlike expiration dates, they're fine to drink after. We ship with plenty of time before the BBD. You'll have months to enjoy them.

Why buy from Nocoholics?

Mission: We're on a mission to prove that alcohol-free doesn't mean flavor-free. Most alcohol-free drinks are boring or unhealthy. We find the ones that aren't. Ready to taste the difference? Browse our collection.

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Ingredients

Water, malted barley, wheat, oats, hops, yeast

Nutritional Information

Per 100ml Per 330ml
Energy (kJ/kcal)117/28 386/92
Fat (g)<0,0 <0,0
Carbohydrates (g)6,7 22,1
Sugar (g)3,4 11,2
Protein (g)<0,5 <0,5
Salt (g)<0,01 <0,01

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Gluten, Vegan