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To Øl Implosion Lager

To Øl Implosion Lager

LagerCrisp0.5%

Implosion (n.): when everything collapses perfectly into place. This Copenhagen lager proves less can be more — malty backbone, herbal hops, and a crisp finish that makes 0.5% feel like a choice, not a compromise. Clean, balanced, unapologetically Danish.

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What does it taste like?

Subtle grainy malt aromas with delicate herbal hop notes. Clean, balanced mouthfeel with smooth malt backbone and restrained bitterness. Dry, refreshing finish with lingering herbal notes and crisp mineral quality. A lager that respects tradition without shouting about it.

What if I don't like it?

Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.

Questions: Consult our FAQs or contact us directly.

Is this really alcohol-free?

Legal: At 0.4% ABV, this qualifies as alcohol-free under EU law — the same trace amount found in ripe bananas or fresh orange juice.

Reality: You'd need about 12 cans to equal one regular 5% beer. Your body metabolizes it faster than you can drink it. Safe to drive, work, and stay sharp.

How fast will this ship?

Shipping: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and transit typically takes 2-3 working days depending on your location and carrier.

How should I store them?

Your beers had a long journey. Let them rest at 5° for a day to two, the pour into a proper glass to enjoy.

What's the shelf life?

Alcohol-free beers are shelf-stable. Best-before dates indicate quality, not safety — unlike expiration dates, they're fine to drink after. We ship with plenty of time before the BBD. You'll have months to enjoy them.

Why buy from Nocoholics?

Mission: We're on a mission to prove that alcohol-free doesn't mean flavor-free. Most alcohol-free drinks are boring or unhealthy. We find the ones that aren't. Ready to taste the difference? Browse our collection.

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Ingredients

Water, barley malt, maltodextrin, hops, yeast

Nutritional Information

Per 100ml Per 330ml
Energy (kJ/kcal)92/22 304/73
Fat (g)<0,0 <0,0
Carbohydrates (g)4,8 15,8
Sugar (g)1,7 5,6
Protein (g)<0,5 <0,5
Salt (g)<0,0 <0,0

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Gluten, Vegan