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Two Chefs Brewing Funky Falcon

Two Chefs Brewing Funky Falcon

Pale AleCrisp0.2%

This falcon flies at 0.2% altitude — perfect landing every time. Amsterdam's most crushable non-alcoholic pale ale delivers flowing flavours of lemongrass, citrus, and floral funk. Two ex-chefs turned this bird into their golden goose, and one sip explains why.

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What does it taste like?

Bright lemongrass and citrus aromas — melony, lemony, impossibly fresh. Tropical fruit notes blend with hints of pine and grapefruit, creating a light, refreshing character balanced by smooth bitterness. Crisp, suave finish with clean floral notes and lingering citrus zest. Truly crushable.

What if I don't like it?

Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.

Questions: Consult our FAQs or contact us directly.

Is this really alcohol-free?

Legal: At 0.4% ABV, this qualifies as alcohol-free under EU law — the same trace amount found in ripe bananas or fresh orange juice.

Reality: You'd need about 12 cans to equal one regular 5% beer. Your body metabolizes it faster than you can drink it. Safe to drive, work, and stay sharp.

How fast will this ship?

Shipping: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and transit typically takes 2-3 working days depending on your location and carrier.

How should I store them?

Your beers had a long journey. Let them rest at 5° for a day to two, the pour into a proper glass to enjoy.

What's the shelf life?

Alcohol-free beers are shelf-stable. Best-before dates indicate quality, not safety — unlike expiration dates, they're fine to drink after. We ship with plenty of time before the BBD. You'll have months to enjoy them.

Why buy from Nocoholics?

Mission: We're on a mission to prove that alcohol-free doesn't mean flavor-free. Most alcohol-free drinks are boring or unhealthy. We find the ones that aren't. Ready to taste the difference? Browse our collection.

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Ingredients

Water, barley malt, oats, hops (Centennial, Chinook), yeast

Nutritional Information

Per 100ml Per 330ml
Energy (kJ/kcal)109/26 360/86
Fat (g)<0,2 <0,2
Carbohydrates (g)6,1 20,1
Sugar (g)3,1 10,2
Protein (g)<0,4 <0,4
Salt (g)<0,01 <0,01

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Gluten, Vegan