La Débauche Cute & Sober
La Débauche Cute & Sober
That lamb in the flower crown? She's living your best life. This beer is a wet and sour cottagecore dream for everyone who fantasizes about serving freshly baked raspberry tarts in your stone countryside cottage. Don't be shy and put on your vintage floral dresses and enjoy this 0.5%, French, raspberry pink beer — tart, fruity, and floral just like your imaginary kitchen.
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What does it taste like?
What does it taste like?
Bright raspberry aromas meet delicate rose and hibiscus florals — think raspberry tart fresh from the oven. The palate is tart and fruity with Berliner Weisse acidity balanced by fresh raspberry sweetness. Light effervescence and refreshing mouthfeel. Dry, clean finish with lingering berry and floral notes. It's a sour, so expect tartness, not traditional beer flavor.
What if I don't like it?
What if I don't like it?
Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.
Questions: Consult our FAQs or contact us directly.
Is this really alcohol-free?
Is this really alcohol-free?
Legal: At 0.4% ABV, this qualifies as alcohol-free under EU law — the same trace amount found in ripe bananas or fresh orange juice.
Reality: You'd need about 12 cans to equal one regular 5% beer. Your body metabolizes it faster than you can drink it. Safe to drive, work, and stay sharp.
How fast will this ship?
How fast will this ship?
Shipping: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and transit typically takes 2-3 working days depending on your location and carrier.
How should I store them?
How should I store them?
Your beers had a long journey. Let them rest at 5° for a day to two, the pour into a proper glass to enjoy.
What's the shelf life?
What's the shelf life?
Alcohol-free beers are shelf-stable. Best-before dates indicate quality, not safety — unlike expiration dates, they're fine to drink after. We ship with plenty of time before the BBD. You'll have months to enjoy them.
Why buy from Nocoholics?
Why buy from Nocoholics?
Mission: We're on a mission to prove that alcohol-free doesn't mean flavor-free. Most alcohol-free drinks are boring or unhealthy. We find the ones that aren't. Ready to taste the difference? Browse our collection.
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Ingredients
Water, buckwheat, wheat malt, oat flakes, barley malt, raspberry pieces (9.1%), lactic acid, yeast, ascorbic acid, hops, carbon dioxide
Nutritional Information
| Per 100ml | Per 330ml | |
|---|---|---|
| Energy (kJ/kcal) | 50/12 | 165/40 |
| Fat (g) | <0,1 | <0,1 |
| Carbohydrates (g) | 2,8 | 9,2 |
| Sugar (g) | 0,1 | 0,1 |
| Protein (g) | <0,1 | <0,1 |
| Salt (g) | <0,0 | <0,0 |
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Gluten, Vegan