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Tante Nonneke

Tante Nonneke

BlondeGold0.5%

Every rowdy family has a sober aunt. Klootzakske's is a nun. While the clan raises hell, Nonneke keeps her vow: a proper Belgian blonde, light and easy, a whisper of citrus over a soft, dry bitterness. Voted Belgium's best alcohol-free beer on Untappd. Amen.

€2,50 per can
€2,91 per can
€2,98 per can
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-16%€59,90 Best-buy
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What does it taste like?

A light Belgian blonde with a floral, gently citrus nose. The body is easy and clean, with a soft bitterness and just enough malt to keep it rounded. Crisp, dry finish. Uncomplicated and properly refreshing, the kind of blonde you reach for without thinking.

What if I don't like it?

Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.

Questions: Consult our FAQs or contact us directly.

Is this really alcohol-free?

Legal: At 0.4% ABV, this qualifies as alcohol-free under EU law — the same trace amount found in ripe bananas or fresh orange juice.

Reality: You'd need about 12 cans to equal one regular 5% beer. Your body metabolizes it faster than you can drink it. Safe to drive, work, and stay sharp.

How fast will this ship?

Shipping: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and transit typically takes 2-3 working days depending on your location and carrier.

How should I store them?

Your beers had a long journey. Let them rest at 5° for a day to two, the pour into a proper glass to enjoy.

What's the shelf life?

Alcohol-free beers are shelf-stable. Best-before dates indicate quality, not safety — unlike expiration dates, they're fine to drink after. We ship with plenty of time before the BBD. You'll have months to enjoy them.

Why buy from Nocoholics?

Mission: We're on a mission to prove that alcohol-free doesn't mean flavor-free. Most alcohol-free drinks are boring or unhealthy. We find the ones that aren't. Ready to taste the difference? Browse our collection.

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Ingredients

Water, maltodextrin, barley malt, rice flakes, hops, yeast, antioxidant (E300), preservative (E202)

Nutritional Information

Per 100ml Per 330ml
Energy (kJ/kcal)144/34 475/112
Fat (g)<0,0 <0,0
Carbohydrates (g)7,2 23,8
Sugar (g)0,72 0,72
Protein (g)<0,5 <0,5
Salt (g)<0,0 <0,0

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