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Vandestreek Bumper

Vandestreek Bumper

BlondeCrisp0.5%

Bumper, not bummer. Vandestreek's alcohol-free blonde tastes like the 5% you'd usually order, without the morning that usually follows. Coriander, lemon peel, clean finish. Same beer, different ending.

€2,50 per can
€2,91 per can
€3,32 per can
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€19,90 First-buy
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What does it taste like?

Pours sparkling golden with a fine white head. Fruity, floral aromas with citrus and coriander. The palate balances malt sweetness against gentle bitterness, with a slightly spicy character from coriander and lemon peel. Body is fuller than 0.5% has any right to be, and it drinks like a proper blonde rather than a watery stand-in. Fresh, refreshing finish.

What if I don't like it?

Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.

Questions: Check our FAQs, tap the chat bubble in the corner, or send us a message.

Is this really alcohol-free?

Legal: At 0.5% ABV, this qualifies as alcohol-free under EU law — at or below the trace levels found in ripe bananas and fresh orange juice.

Reality: Your body clears it faster than you can drink it. Safe to drive, work, and stay sharp.

How fast will this ship?

Shipping: Orders ship within 1–2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and transit typically takes 2–3 working days depending on your location and carrier.

How should I store them?

Your beers had a long journey. Let them rest at 5°C for a day or two, then pour into a proper glass to enjoy.

What's the shelf life?

Alcohol-free beers are shelf-stable. Best-before dates indicate quality, not safety — unlike expiration dates, they're fine to drink after. We ship with plenty of time before the BBD. You'll have months to enjoy them.

Why buy from Nocoholics?

Mission: We're on a mission to prove that alcohol-free doesn't mean flavor-free. Most alcohol-free drinks are boring or unhealthy. We find the ones that aren't. Ready to taste the difference? Browse our collection.

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Ingredients

Water, barley malt, hops, coriander, lemon peel, yeast

Nutritional Information

Per 100ml Per 330ml
Energy (kJ/kcal)63/15 208/50
Fat (g)<0,3 <0,3
Carbohydrates (g)2,6 8,6
Sugar (g)2,6 8,6
Protein (g)<0,5 <0,5
Salt (g)<0,0 <0,0

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Gluten, Vegan