Two Chefs Brewing Funky Falcon

Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.

Questions: Consult our FAQs or contact us directly.

Legal: At 0.4% ABV, this qualifies as alcohol-free under EU law — the same trace amount found in ripe bananas or fresh orange juice.

Reality: You'd need about 12 cans to equal one regular 5% beer. Your body metabolizes it faster than you can drink it. Safe to drive, work, and stay sharp.

Shipping: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and transit typically takes 2-3 working days depending on your location and carrier.

Your beers had a long journey. Let them rest at 5° for a day to two, the pour into a proper glass to enjoy.

Alcohol-free beers are shelf-stable. Best-before dates indicate quality, not safety — unlike expiration dates, they're fine to drink after. We ship with plenty of time before the BBD. You'll have months to enjoy them.

Mission: We're on a mission to prove that alcohol-free doesn't mean flavor-free. Most alcohol-free drinks are boring or unhealthy. We find the ones that aren't. Ready to taste the difference? Browse our collection.